New Single + Video! “You Will Pray For Me” + Christmas Sales Begin!
Published December 1st, 2022
Christin Kieckhafer has poured out her heart in the composition of this beautiful new FBS piece, “You Will Pray for Me”… When hope turns hopeless, my weary heart grows worn // My pillow drenched in tears for each desire torn // The goodness that I gripped, Your goodness stripped away // Empty hands I lift to You, I don’t know how to pray // The torment in my soul, I struggle to convey // I fear my heart’s deceit; I don’t know how to pray // But You will pray for me!… (click picture above to keep reading!)
**SPECIAL ALERT** BOSE Sound System for SALE!
Published November 18th, 2022
Need a great sound system? We are looking for a buyer! We have a 5-year-old Top-of-the-Line Bose Sound System that is looking for a new home… Church? School? Traveling Ministry? We have great carrying cases for the system so it is fully portable, though it could also be perfectly adequate as a stand-still system in a chapel, auditorium, or even gymnasium (believe me, it will be loud enough!)… (click picture above to keep reading!)
Campaign Update! + Congregational Hymns Initiative!
Published November 11th, 2022
We are making progress, praise the Lord! Remember, all donations are DOUBLED and Tax Exempt! LEFT TO RAISE: Only $4,241
As for our Congregational Hymns Initiave… I’ve been bit. Out of the blue, a few weeks ago God brought a hymn-writing webinar to my attention. We decided this would surely be of benefit to me as a songwriter, so I quickly signed up and dove in. I’ve been regularly praying this year for the Lord to help shape a vision for the next chapter of Forever Be Sure… (click picture above to keep reading!)
“Does FBS get $$ when I listen on Spotify?” + YEAR END Need!
Published November 7th, 2022
The time has begun… The Big Bad Budget Planning Time. And we are hoping to do some BIG (not bad) things in 2023! But we need help! 2022 has us behind. When we “Look Over Our Shoulder” we are both befuddled & blessed. Befuddled, because who could have guessed the inflation BOOM of 2022 (or the addition of Project Vision God clearly led us to) when we set our budget in January? Yet, we have also been hugely BLESSED because we have seen more contribution money from more sources than any previous year to date!… (click picture above to keep reading!)
“I Will Sing: The Song of Moses” NEW SINGLE + VIDEO!
Published November 1st, 2022
I feel like I’ve been on repeat recently. After probably 2 decades (to my shame!), I dived full hard into a read-it-through-in-a-year of the most precious treasure I own – my Bible. (I’m a slow reader, but I was sold on the 5-day-a-week plan. I need those 2 days of grace!) And I keep repeating… it’s been so. SO. RICH! And not surprisingly, at least 3 song compositions this year have resulted from this deep dive. My imagination got the best of me upon reading Exodus 15 as I began picturing what it would have been like after Moses and his band stepped securely on the other side of the Red Sea… (click picture above to keep reading!)
Encouragement from a hospital bed + New Customized Pricing!
Published October 19th, 2022
From a Mama on bedrest (written a few weeks ago)… “So far we have made it to almost 24 weeks and all seems calm and stable for now. We are praising God for every day and week we stay pregnant giving Baby the best chance at life. Right now I see my situation of hospital bedrest as similar to a deployment with NICU being the front line. As I wait I am trying to prepare my soul and spirit for the difficult battle ahead. I wanted to let you know how much “When I Am Home” has meant to me at this time. Every song is a truth bolus for my heart. I “Ran To The Refuge” when I was admitted to my hospital room which is on the 8th floor of a literal medical tower.) … (click picture above to keep reading!)
What 16 years has taught me so far… “The Heart of FBS” Series
Published October 7th, 2022
I was feeling a little heart-tug to write a little heart-bleed in prose, rather than lyrical poetry. I hope you get to know the Forever Be Sure ministry just a little better with each “Heart of FBS” article (check out the “About Us” link for more articles)! Since beginning in May of 2006, here are some things I’ve been learning on this 16-year musical journey so far: It is always profitable to meditate on Scripture. For years, I would often feel guilty after spending another devotional time “distracted” by lyric writing (often prompted by what I just read!) … (click picture above to keep reading!)
“Letting Go” ~ NEW SINGLE Released Today!
Published October 1st, 2022
Just today (when I began composing this email), I stopped in to visit a sweet lady from my church. Her body may be showing the effects of cancer, but she is beaming. And she is beautiful. She has spent decades, following her young adult conversion, gazing on the beauty and glory of the Lord. She is harvesting the ripened fruit of a life committed to Scripture memory, faithful church attendance & service, and day by day walking with the Lord of Light. No wonder she’s beaming! While life here on Earth is looking bleaker, her “inner man” is being renewed. Her greatest affections are not tied to this earth … (click picture above to keep reading!)
Orchestral Sheet Music AVAILABLE! + Project Vision Vid Coming Soon!
Published September 23rd, 2022
I waited a good many years, limping along creating our own orchestrations (with lots of help in post-production and grateful contributions from others along the way). I had only “taught myself” how to play the flute in college, so I basically had no true instrumental experience… and so I wrote what “sounded good” (tee-hee!) BUT for the past few years, we’ve had an orchestrator! (I feel so cool when I say that) AND a sequencer! (a fancy name for the guy who takes the digital orchestral composition and makes it sound “real”) … (click picture above to keep reading!)
Sales DOUBLED by Matching Donor! + October Tour Team (2 New Members)!
Published September 3rd, 2022
Word just in… We have a MATCHING DONOR! For the duration of our 10-Day Sale, all sales from this event (or even donations) will be MATCHED up to $2000! We are looking to the Lord as our Great Provider, to help give all necessary funds to continue producing music at our heightened pace! While a 2023 CD wasn’t in the plans… it looks like that’s where we are headed! And YOU can help us, simply by hopping on our BIGGEST SALE of the YEAR!… (click picture above to keep reading!)
Meet The “Project Vision” Team // Please Pray! + Share-a-thon!
Published August 22nd, 2022
ATTENTION FBS PRAYER WARRIORS! We are embarking on our next Big Project this week: the recording of 6 brand new FBS songs & filming 4 music videos. The Lord has been guiding the MANY details of this project together (even faster than I had originally thought!). I’ve planned a good many trips throughout the years, and I’ll be honest, this one takes the cake for details (and my *sad* propensity toward anxiety!). True confessions… I’m currently in the middle of writing a song called, “Carry Me, Father” (albeit, not stemming from this project :D). As hard as I try to keep all my ducks in a row, there are times when all I can do is lift my hands and say, “Carry me, Father!” I’m seeing GOD align the details for this project and I’m grateful that He can be trusted with Big Things!… (click picture above to keep reading!)
We’re Amping Up for Something BIG!! Help Us Get Ready…
Published August 16th, 2022
Numbers certainly aren’t everything (believe me, a Christian, Heaven-seeking entrepreneur battles this regularly!), but for what it’s worth, our YouTube Channel has reached a million+ lifetime views! At a minimum, this “number” tells me that over and over again, people have been listening, watching, and being enriched by Bible truths a whole lot in the past 5+ years we’ve been utilizing this platform!… (click picture above to keep reading!)
New CD Has ARRIVED!! + Bundle Deals! + 2023 Tour Openings!
Published July 31st, 2022
Now the works begins, filling all those pre-order mailing enveloped! THANK YOU for your support of our ministry and your enthusiasm for the completion of our “When I Am Home” CD! Though I can’t say for certain when each of the streaming platforms will “go live” with our new CD, August 1st is our official launch date and I assume many will follow this timeline. Check out our newest album on your streaming platform of choice!… (click picture above to keep reading!)
A Great Book Recommendation! + FREE Digital Album w/ Pre-Order!
Published July 22nd, 2022
I love book recommendations! With so little extra time, who likes to waste it on a so-so read? I was tickled to be able to be among the first to pre-read Chris Anderson’s new book, “Theology That Sticks”, then offer this hearty recommendation tucked into the first few pages of his new release: “This book has filled me up with refreshing reminders of Christian essentials needing to be passed on to the next generation… (click picture above to keep reading!)
PRE-ORDER our New CD (+Incentive)! + Goal Exceeded!
Published July 12th, 2022
Our “When I Am Home” physical CD albums are in production and are expected to arrive at our “warehouse” between July 19th and August 5th. For now, we are inviting you to Pre-Order “When I Am Home”! And here’s the incentive… with every New CD order through July, we’ll send you a link to your own FREE DIGITAL ALBUM (1 download per customer/order, regardless of quantity)… so you can LISTEN TODAY!! … (click picture above to keep reading!)
A Midnight Meeting (Encouragement!) + New CD Update!
Published June 26th, 2022
It was the middle of the night. I woke in the dark, early morning hours with an unusual weight on my spirit. We are frail, clay pots in our work for the Lord and sometimes we feel that easy-break frailty more keenly. Those midnight monsters of childhood just morph into adult-size big-bad-burdens. Then, as clear as day, I heard the living words in my spirit, “IN DUE SEASON” from Galatians 6:9.... (click picture above to keep reading!)
“His Eye Is On The Sparrow” ~ Don’t Miss this Sweet NEW VIDEO!
Published June 5th, 2022
Christin Kieckhafer has really put a “beautiful shine” on this well-loved song with a heart-warming message! Her arrangement of “His Eye Is On The Sparrow” is Christin’s first contribution to the Forever Be Sure collection and I’m so very glad to finally “give it wings” and release it to you all!... (click picture above to keep reading!)
FBS’s Unsung Hero & Our Big Day!
Published June 1st, 2022
I think it’s high time to acknowledge who just might be one of the greatest contributors to the Forever Be Sure ministry, and whaddya know, it’s also his 20th Wedding Anniversary! To me! (We disembarked from a celebratory Alaskan cruise 3 days ago… pictures to follow on Facebook!) Yep, we’re celebrating all manner of benchmarks here in 2022!... (click picture above to keep reading!)
“PROJECT VISION” Campaign Begins! Will You Help Us?
Published May 17th, 2022
The seed of this vision was planted during our 12-hour drive back from Christmas vacay in Kansas… lots of time on the open road dreaming of 2022! It became clear that the timing wasn’t quite right at the beginning of the year, but now in May as “spring has sprung” here in Wisconsin, FBS’s PROJECT VISION is also springing to life after much asking and seeking (Matthew 7:7-8)!... (click picture above to keep reading!)
Kids’ Music Highlight! + “Letting Go” Solo & Duet Sheet Music!
Published May 8th, 2022
Though children’s music isn’t the main thrust of our ministry, we DO have a handful in our collection that we’d like to highlight this week! I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m a mom to a SENIOR! Yes, my kids and my nephews/niece have grown like weeds… the oldest 4 cousins were the little chipmunk voices on our earlier CDs :D. Over the years, some of the kid-song favorites keep getting picked up, so we’d like to make YOU aware of the few treasures in our collection for those who may be interested! Below are all our youth-version songs, with one fitting “duet” addition... (click picture above to keep reading!)
Big Life Questions??… New Video: “Where Would We Go?”
Published May 1st, 2022
This song is among my most personal. Forty years is a long time to get acquainted with yourself and your journey, and it’s taken at least 3/4 of that time to fully gain assurance of my salvation. In one respect, I say this to my shame, for faith is just that… simple belief (upon mountains of divinely revealed truth in God’s Word). I resonate with the concept of “progressive” sanctification, as much as I firmly believe in a moment-in-time spiritual birth. Growth in our knowledge, growth in our faith, and a keener ear to the Holy Spirit Who undeniably tells His own, “You are Mine”, is a process, some longer than others. After 4 decades, the message of this song is undoubtedly my testimony, as well as Peter’s... (click picture above to keep reading!)
FLASH 40 DEAL for my 40th Birthday!!
Published April 19th, 2022
Life is so funny. Last week I checked “colonoscopy” off my bucket list and this week, BAM! I turn 40! COULD LIFE GET ANY MORE EXCITING?!?!?! I guess this means I’ve crested the hill and am slowly “going over”. I’ve had loads of time to let this reality sink in and, though I don’t consider myself to be a huge party animal, listen here, I made it to the BIG 4-0 and IT’S TIME TO CELEBRATE! Would you believe it if I said that I’m spending a good chunk of my big day doing what I love… recording music for our New Album!! Yep, me in my little cubicle singing my little heart out!… ahhh! I can’t wait to release our brand new CD in a few months, Lord-willing! ... (click picture above to keep reading!)
Health Update! + New FREE Chorus! + Scheduling 2023!
Published April 12th, 2022
It’s been a rough month. And, no, it wasn’t because of the lack of donuts. Shockingly, this gluten-free month+ has been so, so much easier than I would have originally thought! I have simply shifted focus to other foods that have brought near-equal delight :). And beyond that, I’ve experienced the undeniable benefit of ridding myself of gluten, making travel much more tolerable on my gut, and consequently my mind & emotions. (I’ll take any help I can get with my emotions, donuts or no donuts!) So, imagine my surprise when the second doctor (the specialist) told me I was indeed not celiac ... (click picture above to keep reading!)
Listen Up, Drip Drip Ladies…”The Men Speak Back”! (NEW VIDEO!)
Published April 1st, 2022
Listen up, Ladies! Buckle up, Brides! Now the MEN have some words for their quarrelsome wives!! I’m trying to decide whether today’s video release is mistimed… or perhaps perfect for April Fool’s Day? It does seem oddly fitting to highlight foolishness today, though the contents of this short little film are no joke! Ready or not (…and believe me, I’M READY to wash my hands
of filming this much snarkiness…) today, we serve up to you the sequel to the beloved, “Drip Drip Song”. For your audio and visual pleasure (and hopeful exhortation) we present, “The Men Speak Back”... (click picture above to keep reading!)
A Touching Video for Ukraine (with FBS Music!)
Published March 16th, 2022
A Fitting Song for Wartime… It has been so emboldening to hear the steady faith of our brothers and sisters in Ukraine. I’ve been getting regular, forwarded updates written from a missionary living in the heart of the war. My own church’s missionaries have family over there as well, evoking obvious and great concern for their welfare. A mutual friend sent the song, “Take Up This Battle With Me” to our sweet missionaries to help strengthen their hearts, as they support their family from afar. They were so touched by the fitting, urgent message of that song that this video resulted — a compilation of pictures and videos right from Ukraine. We’ve just released it on our YouTube channel ... (click picture above to keep reading!)
“The Drip Drip Song” SEQUEL Coming Soon! + Re-Released Original to Share!
Published March 10th, 2022
Well, we are taking a sharp turn from our most recent video release a few weeks ago to announce an upcoming New Release you may find quite enjoyable. But be warned: contents of the upcoming video may be a bit “unsettling” :D. Friends, I cannot E.V.E.N. tell you… This project has been so long in the making. My whole heart in making these funny videos is so that they can be shared so that more people can discover our “serious” music collection, ha! Please help me not be disappointed, LOL!!... (click picture above to keep reading!)
Personal Update: “The End of the Donut Era” + New Sale!
Published March 2nd, 2022
Farewell, Sweet Treats. The phone call came mid-donut consumption. After 4+ years of worsening joint flare-ups, I finally scheduled an appointment to get the skinny on this very discouraging (debilitating?) occurrence. Long story short, it turns out I have celiac disease (gluten allergy). This was the one thing in the back of my mind that would be worthy of closing the donut era for. I still have a follow-up appointment in a few weeks to figure out exactly what this means for me (after all, I DID finish my 2 donuts yesterday, and I’m still alive to tell about it) ... (click picture above to keep reading!)
Seeking Top-RAte Vocalists!
Published February 23rd, 2022
Are you a fit?? I’m stepping out on a limb here, having never solicited this before! In a nutshell, I have a need for female vocalists, and potentially a few male vocalists (if mixed group) for a Fall Project. Ideally, I’d love to find those who could make a
2-year commitment of FBS participation (see below). We have a wonderful “pool” of vocalists!… just needing to broaden that pool for expanded tours/projects! ... (click picture above to keep reading!)
RELEASED TODAY, “Settle My Unsettledness” Music Video! + V-Day Sale!
Published February 12th, 2022
It’s been a wild ride … I may be almost 40, but it’s been rough keeping my years straight, much less the months, weeks, and days. It all kinda mushes together. I will say my emotional health took a quick turn for the better when I turned off the news (amen, anyone?)! Now and then, I take a quick peek only to be reminded within the first minute or so why I don’t dabble with the stuff. Off with the news, back to The Truth. I’ve needed big-time re-focusing these past few years, particularly as we turned the corner into 2021 ... (click picture above to keep reading!)
Our Style? What Others Are Saying! + New Sheet Music Formats!
Published February 6th, 2022
I recall having peculiar fashion sense as a pre-teen. My drive to “fit in” was definitely subservient to my “artist flair”, so I walked about in blissful confidence, not knowing (or caring?) how others viewed my hot pink, white polka dot dress, hair bangs reaching up into the northern hemisphere, and pink plastic-rimmed glasses. What a treat to finger through treasured photos of that era… I trust my current fashion sense, though still “artsy”, is a bit more refined. Speaking of evolving style, it intrigues me to hear how other people have described my music through the years – a style that began to emerge in 2006 from many creative sessions writing lyrics and arranging music, but really started much earlier than that ... (click picture above to keep reading!)
Story Behind the Song: “A Prayer in Trial” (Guest Writer!)
Published January 19th, 2022
Some songs are written from the mountaintops, high points in the lives of the authors when their hearts felt fit to burst with praise and thanksgiving. Others are borne from trials, the sweet fruit of sanctified sorrows. This song was written after a trip to the woodshed… Ten years ago, God allowed a devastating trial into our lives. Lots of people were hurt in significant and irreversible ways; our family was just one among several wounded ... (click picture above to keep reading!)
Donation Goal Met! + Last Chance SALE! + 2022 Tour Openings
Published January 12th, 2022
It’s still a work in progress, but I’m learning not to be surprised when God answers my prayers. Wouldn’t that response glorify Him more — to rest in settled faith that, should our request be in line with His will, He is able and happy to give us “what [we] desire” (John 15:7)? What a kind Father we serve! So, I guess it was “no surprise” when the final donation check arrived at my house on the last day of 2021, even putting us OVER our prayed-for goal (resulting in the full match of $2000!) Thanks to ALL of you who contributed! … (click picture above to keep reading!)
Who, What, Where, When??… Survey Questions 3 & 4!
Published January 1st, 2022
Since you all were so helpful with the first 2 survey questions (many moons ago), I thought I’d throw out another 2! It always intrigues me to discover where in the world people find out about our music. It seems odd sometimes to get orders, emails, and social media comments from around the world, and yet there are those closest to home and in similar “circles” who’ve never heard about us before. Ah, the mystery of marketing! … (click picture above to keep reading!)
(Early!) BRAND NEW Single! + Donation Drive Update! + $55 Digital Bundle!
Published December 17th, 2021
We are releasing this NEW SINGLE **2 weeks early**!! I trust you are currently savoring the rich meaning of Christmas amid the usual busyness. I’ve certainly enjoyed the quiet occasions to reflect on the Reason for the Season. But we all know 2022 will come just as fast as Christmas did… and arranging our priorities next year is worthy of much prayerful thought! We are delighted to release this Brand New, Never-Released FBS Single that we believe will help as you roll into 2022 … (click picture above to keep reading!)
Be A Part of our 2022 Projects!
Published December 8th, 2021
We have this funny thing we do. While on tour, after enjoying a meal (…or coffee, or donut, or scrumptious treat that was put on the FBS tab), often we will one by one say, “Thank you, FBS!” Now, who exactly we mean by “FBS” is never specified, but I know. (And it’s not coming from the Schopf General Fund.) It came from people like you…(click picture above to keep reading!)
Who Has Poured Into You in 2021? + Christmas Sales (+Freebies!)
Published December 1st, 2021
Beyond the regular and rich sustenance I receive from my local church (yes, my husband’s the pastor, and yes, he feeds his flock sumptuously!), I’ve been significantly poured into from other “free” Christian online platforms over the years. There is often one main podcast or ministry that will have an over-and-above effect on me in a given year. I feel indebted to them and their end-of-the-year donation calls compel me. They have fed me deep… (click picture above to keep reading!)
Perfect-for-Thanksgiving NEW Video + Choral Music Sale!
Published November 14th, 2021
I’m no Michelangelo. I was reminded of this at a recent ceramic-painting activity with the ladies of my church. However, I did enjoy the moments I stood in front of shelves of paint bottles, soaking in the array of colors. Stunning sunsets in all of my favorite colors can be a serious distraction to my driving. I love being welcomed into my living room that meets me with a smattering of reds, oranges, and greens — my color palette of delight!… (click picture above to keep reading!)
Marching to a Better Promise Land … New Single!!
Published November 1ST, 2021
Anyone out there taking an indefinite “leave of absence” from the news? Yep, me too. It started at the beginning of 2021 when I noticed that within my spirit, I was subconsciously beginning to feel like what I was hearing on the news was truer than the truth in my own Bible. It was high time to turn off the news feed, providing greater and quieter brain space for regular, healthy portions of God’s unchanging, undefeated, peace-inducing, hope-inspiring TRUTH! … (click picture above to keep reading!)
Raid Our Clearance Bin for FREE!! ~ 3 FREE CDs*
Published October 21st, 2021
Every so often, we’ll get inquiries about the music on our first 3 CDs: “Heaven is Looking Brighter”, “An Anchor That Keeps the Soul”, and “Ever On Your Mind”. These were created during a very exciting time in our ministry as we were just “getting off the ground”. As any creator/entrepreneur knows, soooo much time and energy go into those first years — so many songs being written, so many dreams being pursued, and so much fun being had by all on that wild roller coaster called “the learning curve” (wink, wink). … (click picture above to keep reading!)
BIG Donuts, little dogs… “The Little Things” NEW Video! (+WIN FREE STUFF!)
Published October 13th, 2021
Ever since I was a child, I’ve loved miniatures. I constructed my own little doll dwellings with fit-to-size furniture. I remember the adorable miniature glass ketchup bottle I was given at a restaurant — a keepsake for sure. I loved my pocket-size OT & NT Bible (that just may require a magnifying glass to read nowadays). I use to dream of one day zipping around town in my own little Geo Metro. Now, I’m quite tickled to drive my “Little Scoot” Kia Soul. And miniature puppies? Yes, please. I was smitten way back while traveling with a college music team when the smallest, cutest, loudest (?) little doggie contentedly rested between my outstretched legs while I reclined after a concert. I knew then and there that if a dog was ever going to be in my future, it would be something quite like that dog … (click picture above to keep reading!)
The Heart of FBS #2, “Tell Us About Your Team!” + New FBS Mugs!
Published October 4th, 2021
“How do your singers from all over the country come together to put on a concert like this?” If I got a nickel for every time someone asked this question… First off let me say, if God leads you into a task, He will provide. Believe me. I’m a small fish from a small pond, and every time He has provided the needed musicians. Secondly, it has been one of my greatest personal joys in this ministry to be able to get to know some beautiful, Christ-like souls, who have put so much effort and heart into the Forever Be Sure cause. Each one has shown me a little more of Jesus … (click picture above to keep reading!)
Put your work boots on! … Fun, New SINGLE Release!
Published September 22nd
From our BRAND NEW “When I Am Home” Mini Album, we will be s l o w – r e l e a s i n g Single Videos on our YouTube Channel! Not only is the message of this song close to my heart (!), it was also super fun to sing & record! While there are pitfalls for the work-a-holics out there, be encouraged! God has WORK for you to do! … (click picture above to keep reading!)
NEW Music Video: “On the Words of God We Rest”!
Published September 10th
Oh, how our souls need rest today. Everywhere and in every direction, we find places of “sinking sand”. The world is full of feel-good quips that may provide momentary relief, but not permanent, solid ground. Even a brief encounter yesterday with one who does not yet know Jesus gave me a peek into her heart when she affirmed how there is so much in life that we just can’t know… so much beyond our ability to comprehend, as hard as one may try. … (click picture above to keep reading!)
NOW AVAILABLE! => “When I Am Home” Digital Mini Album!
Published September 3rd
It’s Finally Here!! This marks a very momentous day for the Forever Be Sure Music Ministry! “When I Am Home” is (the beginning of) our 10th CD Album released since our first album, “Heaven Is Looking Brighter”, released in the winter of 2008! While this new album is a mini-album, awaiting 6 more songs to create a 12-track physical CD, we are especially excited to be able to release this now. The songs seem so pertinent to our time … (click picture above to keep reading!)
I Just Can’t Keep It In… Rich Encouragement to Share!
Published August 11th
Let it be said: Touring is tiring. Touring is also…
~ filled with rich Christian fellowship among team members while traveling many hours on the road,
~ an opportunity to minister to The Church face-to-face, meeting those who’ve been impacted by our music, and sharing much mutual encouragement,
~ a practical way to expose and disperse our products to concert-goers, allowing it to have an ongoing ministry in their life,
~ a time to “test out” new compositions we hope will have an eternal impact,
~ a substantial means of supporting our ministry financially,
~ a grand exploration of the cities, countrysides, people, and churches of the US-of-A, among other “perks”… (click picture above to keep reading!)