The Drip, Drip Song

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This track is included in our "King of the Night" CD Album.

Lyrics:

The contentious woman is a constant dripping, drip, drip, dripping, drip, drip!
The contentious woman is a constant dripping, drip, drip, dripping, drip, drip!

Darling, you know I love you, I adore you, I do.
But Facebook has confirmed it with pictures plain and true.
Don't you know romantic men give flowers “just because”
Yet, all my empty vases are covered thick in dust.
Oh, Romeo, where did all my roses go?  Oh, Romeo, where did all my roses go?

Honey, you know I love you, I adore you, I do.
But I ain't getting younger and neither, dear, are you.
I fear the honey-do list with all your manly chores
Will be in tact when I shall pass beyond the Golden Shore.
Honey do! Just DO! Just DO the honey-do!  Honey do! Just DO! Just DO the honey-do!

Sugar, you know I love you, I adore you, I do.
But you must stop the madness of snitching all my food!
I have labeled clearly what you are NOT to eat,
And would you cease from snacking on expensive cheese and meat!
Kitchen creeper, sneaky eater, close the refrigerator!  Kitchen creeper, sneaky eater, close the refrigerator!

Pumpkin, you know I love you, I adore you, I do.
But since you missed the memo, this tip is free for you:
The answer to my question, “Does this make me look fat?”
Is always “no” ...and that is that!
Do not waffle or waver, just say “no!”  Do not waffle or waver, just say “no!”

Sunshine, you know I love you, I adore you to the moon and back
But how on earth would men survive without their better half?
Just call me Cinderella – I labor without pay
And yet I dream some day my Prince will put his socks away!
I'm dreaming he will put his socks away!  I'm dreaming he will put his socks away!

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